Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Dictionaries aren't that expensive

I just sent the following letter to Universal Studios. What amazes me is that it made it through all sorts of editing, focus groups, and whatever the hell else they send that shit through.



Universal Studios:


I recently saw your commerical, you know, the one that has Frankenstein's monster painting the toenails of the woman. The commerical wasn't anything remarkable, just your average bland fare designed to mildly entertain without offending. However, at the very end, you tacked on the message: "Attention Workaholics. Prepare to fall off the wagon." I'm not quite sure how to tell you this, but if a workaholic were to fall off the way, they'd go back to work. Sorta like when an alcoholic falls of the wagon, he starts drinking again?


Idiots.



Sincerely,



Redcardlibrarian
redcardlibrarian@gmail.com

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